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after Kerym's network post; un: shane

[valle]

Hola, chico fuego
Do you plan to burn everything down soon?
The purple woman had a dream.

[firings]

[ Okay first, what the fuck is chico fuego??? He squints at that name, glaring at it for a bit. He understands what it means despite not knowing Spanish, but UGH. Second, he saw that particular post while he’s mindlessly looking through the network. Weirdos. ]

not responsible for someone’s wet dream

[ Probably shouldn’t have made this inappropriate reference to a little girl but John doesn’t particularly care. ]

[valle]

( She doesn't know what that last part means, and she doesn't particularly care — she understands the context. This is close enough to 'no' to be acceptable. )

If someone was on fire, could you put them out?

[firings]

yeah, i can easily do that
why?

[valle]

If everything catches on fire, will you please put the purple woman out?
She let me pet her bird.
Also put her bird out, por favor.

[firings]

[ There's a delay on his end because John just squints at this request for a while. What the hell. ]

you really believe whatever the fuck she's saying?

[valle]

Si.
Why not?
We can do things. She can do things.

[firings]

she can also just be a liar
or maybe the fairy overlords of this place is using her to scare us

[valle]

Did it work on you? Are you scared?

[firings]

no :)

[valle]

Me neither, so it probably wasn't the last one.
I don't think she's lying.

[firings]

how are you so sure?

[valle]

I'm not.
But if she's lying, nothing happens. It doesn't matter if we do nothing.
If she's not lying, something happens, and we're stupid.

( Constant! Vigilance! )

[valle]

( hello, guess who it is, back again for the second time to ask about something fire related. )

Did you blow up the owl man

[firings]

you gonna ask me that every time someone burns?

[valle]

Si. But only for as long as you say you're going to burn people.

[firings]

i'll always say i wanna burn people

[valle]

So did you burn the owl man?

[firings]

nope

that was all on him :)

[valle]

Oh.

( Is she disappointed??
Maybe just a little. )

[firings]

disappointed?

[valle]

No...


Probably you shouldn't burn people. You're nice.

( Even if they deserve it for bird-related sins. )

[firings]

i'm not nice :)

when did i ever say i am?

[valle]

You didn't. I said it.

[firings]

why do you think i'm nice?