[ Okay first, what the fuck is chico fuego??? He squints at that name, glaring at it for a bit. He understands what it means despite not knowing Spanish, but UGH. Second, he saw that particular post while he’s mindlessly looking through the network. Weirdos. ]
not responsible for someone’s wet dream
[ Probably shouldn’t have made this inappropriate reference to a little girl but John doesn’t particularly care. ]
( She doesn't know what that last part means, and she doesn't particularly care — she understands the context. This is close enough to 'no' to be acceptable. )
[ He's not surprised by the murderer part if this little girl was created to be a weapon. Still doesn't sit well with him, but let's not talk about heavy issues and continue to be a piece of shit. ]
after Kerym's network post; un: shane
Do you plan to burn everything down soon?
The purple woman had a dream.
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not responsible for someone’s wet dream
[ Probably shouldn’t have made this inappropriate reference to a little girl but John doesn’t particularly care. ]
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If someone was on fire, could you put them out?
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why?
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She let me pet her bird.
Also put her bird out, por favor.
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you really believe whatever the fuck she's saying?
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Why not?
We can do things. She can do things.
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or maybe the fairy overlords of this place is using her to scare us
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I don't think she's lying.
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But if she's lying, nothing happens. It doesn't matter if we do nothing.
If she's not lying, something happens, and we're stupid.
( Constant! Vigilance! )
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this purple lady with wet dreams a friend of yours?
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( so OBVIOUSLY YES, duh, jeeze, does this man even remotely understand friendship )
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I only met a horse once, after.
Now a bird.
One day a cat. Tell me if you find one.
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Tell me if you see one of those, too.
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dadneto can take you if he wants
[ He's not saying 'yes' to any of these favors but John will most likely let her know if he does see these animals. ]
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Fun is what friends do.
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fun's also not staring at boring animals
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They're only boring if YOU'RE boring.
You call him dadneto
Is he your father?
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You are lucky.
He's nice.
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i mean he's a lot of things
but yeah, guess he's nice
we're in a first name basis now :) [ He just loves trolling ok ]
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Is it normal to do that?
( Call your dad by his first name?? Seems weird, but wtf does she know about parent-child relationships. )
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not really normal but we're closer now ;)
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Why do you keep making that face
( the Suspicion is beginning to creep in )
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it's a cute face :)
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:) :) :)
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If there is a zoo I am making you go twice.
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[ Yup, that's all he's going to reply to that while he's laughing. Sorry Laura. ]
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Did you blow up the owl man
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that was all on him :)
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( Is she disappointed??
Maybe just a little. )
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Probably you shouldn't burn people. You're nice.
( Even if they deserve it for bird-related sins. )
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when did i ever say i am?
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call me again with rainbows and kittens and i'll turn one of your sausage-shaped dogs into actual fried sausage :)
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Because you're nice.
:)
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( remember who taught her that face & live to regret the consequences of your actions Johnathan. )
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He regrets ever teaching her this face. John's life is torment (not) ]