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John Allerdyce 🔥 𝗣𝗬𝗥𝗢 ([personal profile] firings) wrote2024-11-26 11:18 pm
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after Kerym's network post; un: shane

[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hola, chico fuego
Do you plan to burn everything down soon?
The purple woman had a dream.
Edited (I only fucked this up like six times ) 2025-02-12 01:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
( She doesn't know what that last part means, and she doesn't particularly care — she understands the context. This is close enough to 'no' to be acceptable. )

If someone was on fire, could you put them out?
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If everything catches on fire, will you please put the purple woman out?
She let me pet her bird.
Also put her bird out, por favor.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Si.
Why not?
We can do things. She can do things.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Did it work on you? Are you scared?
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Me neither, so it probably wasn't the last one.
I don't think she's lying.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not.
But if she's lying, nothing happens. It doesn't matter if we do nothing.
If she's not lying, something happens, and we're stupid.


( Constant! Vigilance! )
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She let me pet her bird.

( so OBVIOUSLY YES, duh, jeeze, does this man even remotely understand friendship )
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't have animals at the facility.
I only met a horse once, after.
Now a bird.
One day a cat. Tell me if you find one.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Only pictures.
Tell me if you see one of those, too.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't come to the zoo too?
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be fun.
Fun is what friends do.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
( )

They're only boring if YOU'RE boring.


You call him dadneto
Is he your father?
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
( She doesn't know what the fuck that means, so she's going to assume the answer was "yes". )

You are lucky.
He's nice.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What other things?

Is it normal to do that?


( Call your dad by his first name?? Seems weird, but wtf does she know about parent-child relationships. )
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
This is okay, so am I.

Why do you keep making that face


( the Suspicion is beginning to creep in )
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[personal profile] valle 2025-02-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You are the most annoying.
If there is a zoo I am making you go twice.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
( hello, guess who it is, back again for the second time to ask about something fire related. )

Did you blow up the owl man
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Si. But only for as long as you say you're going to burn people.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
So did you burn the owl man?
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

( Is she disappointed??
Maybe just a little.
)
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No...


Probably you shouldn't burn people. You're nice.


( Even if they deserve it for bird-related sins. )
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't. I said it.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You protected me from a dragon.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No estupido, you were. I heal. You did it anyway, because you're nice. Such a nice boy. Rainbows and kittens. This is you.
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No you won't, because you love Pyrito.

Because you're nice.

:)
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[personal profile] valle 2025-03-18 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
:) :) :)

( remember who taught her that face & live to regret the consequences of your actions Johnathan. )